Monday, January 18, 2010


Summer by the pool.
I'm tanned and reading Nietszche,
while the cat skin-dives

20 comments:

Magdelena said...

I couldn't help myself...

It is quite simple
I like the peace and quiet
In my own fishbowl

Anonymous said...

I can't catch those fish!
I can sit here and watch them
But I can't catch them

der Schutte

Anonymous said...

FB

My own bubble world
Sitting in the catbird seat
Waiting for the catfish

Anonymous said...

Summer by the pool.
I'm tanned and reading Nietszche,
while the cat skin dives

der schutte

john said...

superfluous crap
whilst cats are away mice play
but whose idea

Anonymous said...

a clueless chap, yes,
muff diving for wet pussy,
close, but no cigar.

Anonymous said...

quite interesting article. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did you know that some chinese hacker had busted twitter yesterday again.

Anonymous said...

very useful post. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did any one hear that some chinese hacker had hacked twitter yesterday again.

nobody said...

cormorants you say?
"I'll build you a cat helmet!"
bloody idiot

nobody said...

Agent 00-cat
I kick underwater arse
cue the theme music

nobody said...

na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na 00-cat!


*Apologies to Nelson Riddle

Magdelena said...

Oh gosh guys, these are far better than I expected with this really silly photo!!

I LOVE this one:

Summer by the pool.
I'm tanned and reading Nietszche,
while the cat skin dives

It's so... 'cool'.

They're all great though, wow.

nobody said...

Hey Buff, will I take that as a tick of approval to sling it on the front page? It is an absolute cracker isn't it? And yeah yeah Schutte don't go getting a swell head or nothin'.

Ha ha ha... Nietszche by the pool... madness...

Magdelena said...

Sure Nobody, it's a toss up between Nietschze and muff diving... arghhhhh!!

Better stick with the philosopher!!

;)

john said...

oops late again.

all effort wasted
fish laid better plans than mice
back to drawing board

nobody said...

Ha ha! Imagine if Robbie Burns had had access to a scuba-diving cat?! Then he'd have written a poem 'To a fish' with the line -

The best laid schemes of haddock and cod,
Nay gang aft agley

And then, sure enough, John Steinbeck would have gone on to write 'Of Haddock and Cod', a book about Lennie and George, two winners for whom everything goes right with the both of them going on to live happily ever after.

Gosh! How different the world would have been!

kikz said...

not a haiku...
love the image!



patiently, most patiently...

i plot my revenge...

nobody said...

Hee hee. It might not be a haiku but it's definitely a cracking caption. And so... I declare Kikz the winner of the caption contest!



...and yeah, I didn't know we were having a caption contest either but that's the beauty of having a blog - you get to make shit up as you go along, ha!

kikz said...

:D

Doug Plumb said...

I can hear him near,
but that dumb dog
will never find me here