Sunday, October 30, 2011


stand and deliver
your money or your life
maybe your wife?

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small alien head
two big weapons for beating
he looks familiar

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Her name was Bertha.
Dressed in hides, smeared with bear grease.
He could not resist.

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i always harden
when my feet touch the sweet earth
sewing my oats

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foggy hangover
saint patrick spotted a snake
he don't drink no more

31 comments:

nobody said...

Thanks to everyone who saved me from an all nobody echo chamber last week. Mind you, I suspect a couple of you weren't actually writing about Lulu's picture as such. That's fine of course but what with the paucity of efforts the front page will be a stumper for Lulu. But never mind. I'll explain it to her.

nobody said...

sing along now
when you're happy and you know it
drop your pants

A13 said...

stand and deliver
your money or your life
maybe your wife?

upstart arrogance
eternally errect
gonna have effect

never forget
tribe of man
where ye came

Hi nobs, still riding the maelstrom
always been fascinated with this image...and WHY it is there..like that on the hill so huge, like the horse and other ground based images sculped into the land and surrounds..
have a good one :)
cheers A

nobody said...

A13 - inspired! Your first cracked me up. As for how, what, where? A mystery. I'm inclined to approach them backwards, ie. why are they popular, emblematic, protected etc? Says I that is why they are there. Which is to say the origins are pretty much moot really.

Hope everyone is well mate. Ciao.

Anonymous said...

imagination
to be a joy forever
soothe the savage beast

Tony

nobody said...

Holy shit Tony. You have become the master of the haiku. Very good. Wow.


I'm already pleased with this pic.
(note to self: more pix of woodies).

A13 said...

Please Nobs, no more pics of woodys whilst hubby's away....if you know what i mean ;)
even etched into the ground ones...
cheers A

A. Peasant said...

small alien head
two big weapons for beating
he looks familiar

slozo said...

Two weapons for beating!

Ah, thanks for that, A.Peasant . . . funny stuff. And it's right there, don't know how I didn't see that 'pun' myself.

Look here, I drew lines
A face and long nose on me
My nose is happy
:)

nobody said...

A13, are you a chick? You'd think I'd get used to finding that out but I never do. Okay fine, I'll just re-calibrate my mental compass. I don't have anymore surprises do I? Tony, Slozo, AP, you're not chicks are you? (Ducks and awaits the blow, ha ha).

nobody said...

such a happy man
young and dumb and full of cum
fight or fuck - pick one

Anonymous said...

Her name was Bertha.
Dressed in hides, smeared with bear grease.
He could not resist.

der schutte

Anonymous said...

my favorite part of the web site provided was: As a publicity stunt for the opening of The Simpsons Movie on the 16 July 2007, a giant Homer Simpson brandishing a doughnut was outlined in water-based biodegradable paint to the left of the Cerne Abbas giant. This act angered local neopagans, who pledged to perform rain magic to wash the figure away.

Rain magic! forsooth! i love that shit!

der schutte

su said...

i always harden
when my feet touch the sweet earth
sewing my oats

A13 said...

In answer to the chick question + haiku =
I'll show you mine
If you show me yours
oh yours is bigger..

getit?
A13 ;)

nobody said...

Gosh, everyone is so saucy this week. I don't know what's gotten into you all. I put up a perfectly ordinary pic of an archeological site and everyone goes mad.

Anyway, what a laugh. Bravo all, I read these to my mum and she just about weed herself. And the Schutter, Su, and A13 you're all shining.

And A13, thank you for that. I'm not the biggest one for riddles but let me see if I can't nut it out. It's not lunch is it? A meal of some sort? No, don't tell me, I'm keen to guess...

suraci said...

Those ancients went to war with boners. Real Scotsmen still wear nothing underneath.

Perhaps snipping the most sensitive part off renders it more one than the other.

Penis worship, though for war not love.

A13 said...

a packed lunch of a hot meat sanga.
;)A

A. Peasant said...

A13, goodness gracious you will have us on the fainting couch!

nobody said...

Hello Suraci, lovely to have you pop in. Nice one. As for snipping, who knows?

AP, I do like the new logo. But I can't read the text. Does it say, 'Have fainting lounge, will travel'? I suspect not but since you've brought one, may I borrow it?

A13, you really have gone too far. A packed lunch of hot meat sanga can only lead to one thing - terminally soggy bread! I like a steak sanga as much as the next man but to pack it in your lunch box for hours is a travesty. In fact it makes me feel a bit faint. Where's that couch?

A. Peasant said...

yes you may flop out on the fainting couch...

A13 said...

Lunchbox treat
something to eat
no sanga ;(

lame, i know .
I was in a funny mood having a funny turn..
but red wine will do that to you.
Cheers A

It's all good about the woodies now, Mr A13 is back...whooo

su said...

standing so tall
i challenge any developer
to put a course here

nobody said...

a carefree man
forever on a hillside
reminds us of us

back when we were young
an age before mobile phones
or pockets, or pants

so much simpler then
this is my cock, this my club
any questions?

jd said...

foggy hangover
saint patrick spotted a snake
he don't drink no more

Anonymous said...

is nobby in love
and maybe this is his way
of letting us know

Tony

nobody said...

Ha ha ha. By posting a pic of a man with a woody? I'm such a romantic ain't I?

Dear oh dear, Tony. Do you take me as that unsubtle? No, truth be known, this has been sitting in my 'queued' folder for bloody ages. It didn't come out until now because of the progression of themes and colours of each successive pic on the front page.

But never mind me, wait till you see next week's pic! Ayah! It's bookending this one and I've a choice of three. The first pic will blow your mind. The second will really blow your mind. And the third will really, really blow your mind.

And no, none of it has anything to do with me being in love.

A. Peasant said...

i'm sure i speak for everyone when i say we hope a big woody is involved. /cheesy smiles on three/

john said...

australian spring
morning glory greets the dawn
of summers coming

nobody said...

Will you people stop it? Honestly. I don't know what's gotten into you all. What with everyone being in such a silly mood I'm not going to post the announced pic for tomorrow. I'll post a far more sedate one in the hopes that you'll all calm down a bit. Meanwhile you should all go home and put some bromide in your tea and think about uplifting things like the British Empire, the invention of tar macadam, and the health benefits of fruits and vegetables (as long as they're not smutty).

As for John: "People said of him he was a cruel man, but evil."

john said...

And I was so much looking forward to tomorrows picture! I spend far too much time thinking about the invention of tar macadam already nobody and always welcome any distraction.