Friday, November 6, 2009


New from Microsoft
Computers for Windows
Gates has a winner

15 comments:

nobody said...

This pic is courtesy FB.

You weren't a 3D animator in a past life were you FB? Oh wait that was me. I figured it was one of us...

nobody said...

The blue screen of death
meets the force of gravity.
Meanwhile, down the beach...

Miraculix said...

Operator error?
I'll show you inanimate
box - fly, be free!

# # #

Crude CRT, an
innocent if toxic tool
takes the blame again

# # #

Frustration writ large
is giving the janitor
a malignancy

# # #

Patience, a virtue
can be exercised even though
gravity still works

nobody said...

Ha ha ha ha. Actually something like your second one did occur to me. Hmm... if you think about it, getting angry at the monitor (which everyone does) is the equivalent of shooting the messenger, ha ha.

Anonymous said...

FB

Having put this one up I couldn't think of anything suitable so here is a quick effort.

Frustration abounds
The monitor monitor
has just lost his job

Penny said...

Break on through, yeah, yeah!
Free fallin', I'm free fallin'
Oh, Oh, bad planning.

john said...

Audit time already,
wall street housekeeping is fast,
but now there's a draft.

john said...

with unblinking eye
this broadband both binds and frees
the truth is airborn

john said...

with no work in sight,
you can't, the window is too small,
I win the wager.

Anonymous said...

From Belgium

New from Microsoft
Computers for Windows
Gates has a winner

Magdelena said...

You'll do as I say
No more big, bloody bright blue screen
New window - 10$

Satisfaction: priceless

(yeah I know, I know I didn't stick to the 575 thingamagiggy!)

Magdelena said...

Anon, from Belgium - ROFLMFAO!!!

The winner!! LOL again

Thanks!

Magdelena said...

Oh shoot Nobody - I didn't realise that you already mentioned the blue screen of death (I try not to read the other haikus until I've made mine)

Still though - it's the first thought I had...

nobody said...

Hell never mind me, Buff. I laughed my arse off.

And Buff's right. FB's second effort is a cracker. Which is good really what with it being his pic and his effort going on the front page and all.

Doug Plumb said...

Hello Bill Joy of Sun,
Steve Jobs of Apple, Bill Gates
you are the one we wish to shun
You son of a gun.